Last updated on March 25, 2021
Here are sarcastic facebook statuses that will get likes; I mean lots of likes if you are on the right path.
This happens to me a very long time and all I do think is if I really have people who do see my status. And yes, there are lots of people who do see and read my facebook status but don’t really like it because .
* not funny or makes no sense
* you don’t foster engagement
* not posting media
* targeting the wrong followers
* posting too often
* you lack creativity
* you are not engaging in the others posts
The above listed are reasons why no one like your facebook status .
But no worries, after those status given; I have explained a better way to get it done without breaking rules .
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Status everyone will like
1. Spread kindness not germs .
2. Stay positive, better days are on their way
3. I will make a promise i would not do it again.
4. I am working hard because i realised that money don’t walk by itself into my pocket
5. If you don’t want to get sick , the key is only one . be healthy.
6. rich people are afraid of being poor, but the poor are not afraid of being rich.
7. The easiest way to find missing stuff is by buying new stuff .
8. Follow your heart, but don’t forget to use your brain.
9. Even if it is hard, be kind, a little kindness here goes a long way there
10. Live your life and live your life, you can’t change how people feel about your life .
11. I love people give me a lot of attention, drown me in the river of attention.
12. They clai they know me , well enough, while I don’t Even know myself .
13. My goal this weekend is to move only enough, so people know I’m not dead
14. Click like if you consider yourself lucky and share your lucky moment .
15. You know you are desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google .
16. The only thing that prevent me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is because that it’s my cell phone .
17. If you are running away from your problems, you might also chase after your dreams .
18. I may not be there yet , but i am closer than yesterday
19. if i owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins .
20. don’t believe everything you think.
Best facebook status ever
- If you lost your shoe at the end of a party, you are not cinderella you’re probably drunk.
- I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice.
- We live in a society where jumia orders arrive at your house before the police.
- Nobody is perfect that is why pencil has erasers.
- Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave !
- Are we all not internet explorers ?
- Girls are beautiful, not hot. They are not temperature.
Inspirational facebook statuses that will get likes
- I may not be there yet but I am closer than yesterday.
- Never you look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she would not have become a princess.
- Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive, intelligent people ignore.
- Love is deaf. you can’t tell someone you love him/her. You have to show it.
- Smile, laugh, happy looks good on you.
- Keep smiling… One day life will get tired of upsetting you.
- Life is a journey, not a race.
Facebook status that will get attention
- Facebook: the only book we read these days.
- Liking your own status , is like high giving yourself in public.
- Tired there is a nap for that.
- I can resist anything except temptation.
- If swimming is an exercise, then explain whale to me.
- My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry.
- If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Freaky status for facebook
- If you are running away from your problem, you might also chase after your dreams.
- Don’t believe everything that comes to your mind.
- What would you do if you have some fingerprint with your enemy.
- I am a b**b (om) technician, if you see me running, try to keep up.
- I would have like to play with a lion but my mum says I play a lot; so….
funny facebook statuses that will get comments
- when you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it is either; the car is new or he newly get married to her.
- I always feel like an idiot but I am an idiot, so it kinda work out !
- My daughter wanted a cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited all her friends over and had them clean the house
- A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
funny clever facebook statuses for likes and comments
- A tortoise don’t run.. Does nothing, and lives for 450 years, and you tell me to exercise . I don’t think so!
- time is precious. Waste it wisely.
- You can’t be late until you show up.
- T.G.I.A ( thanks goodness I’m awesome !)
- trust me; you can dance – vodka
Conclusion on sarcastic facebook statuses that will get likes: having provide the best status for either your facebook, twitter or Instagram update; make use of it to make someone out there smile or laugh out.